One day Mr. Bean goes to the bird market, he plan to be buy a bird for his niece as a birthday gift. he the walking to the market, at one corner of the market he seen there a parrot that both feet tided with string the left foot tided with blue color string and the right foot tided with red color string. he feel curious then he asking the bird seller:
Mr. Bean : Why you are tied your bird with those string? (curiously)
The Seller: Oh.. yes yaa. those string have it’s own meaning sir.
Mr. Bean: Oh really? so What is the meaning with the blue color string?
The Seller : Yes sir.! if you pull that blue string the bird will speak a good word in good manner. such like "good morning", how are you?, and etc.
Mr. Bean: (pulling the blue color string)..
The Bird: "Good Morning" (said the bird politely).
Mr Bean : He...he.. he (gladly) how is the red color string?
The Seller: Excuse me sir. If you pulling the red color string the bird will say something not nice.
Mr Bean: (curiously, then pulling the red color). (what a shock?..)
The Bird:"What the hell are you doing boy?" you are not died yet?...
Mr. Bean : (Still curious) what about I pulling both string?...
The Bird : (shout) I’m falling stupid idiot.
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